Weird Al Rules

from Wands at the Ready by Megathruster

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Sometimes I think about getting up early and the way I
walked to the bus stop for another day of 7th grade
I just wanted to go to class, maybe make some people smile
But the kind of things I liked weren’t the things that were in style

I couldn’t help the way I looked, I know I talked too loud
They would grab me and push me to the ground

During P.E I was told I was no good out by the bleachers
Not just by the other kids but also by the PE teacher
Head slammed into the lockers, books knocked out of my hands
I grabbed a sharpie marker cuz I had a plan

I wrote “Weird Al Rules” upon my three ring binder
I know I’m not cool don’t need your reminder

Weird al rules is what I say
And they’ll never make me change the way I feel
Or shut me up and make me ashamed of the
Geeky stuff that's my deal
oh no… Weird Al Rules

My mom would talk to the school but they just told her boys will be boys
And I just wanted to be at home playing with my Star Wars toys
But I went every day and held my head up high
I fought back the best I could and looked them in the eye

And when I think about how they called me fat and lame
I just look around and see the rad life that I made

Weird al rules is what I say
And they should never change the way
you feel
Or shut you up and make you ashamed of the
Geeky stuff that’s your deal
oh no… Weird Al Rules
just remember Weird Al Rules


from Wands at the Ready, released October 31, 2017


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