(Spoken) We the Geeks, Nerds, and Dorks of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, promote reading a good book, and secure Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this ROCKstitution for the United States of ANERDICA

Article one - we’re gonna have lots of fun
Article two – and here’s some fact based science for you, it’s well past due

Article three - more superheroes on tv
Article four - city hall is now at the game store, and there’s so much more

Comic cons is where all money is spent
We hold these truths to be self-evident

In The Rockstitution of the United States of Anerdica
The Rockstitution of the United States of Anerdica
And it’s time to join the party

Article Five – Cosplay at work is now authorized
Article Six – is Wheaton’s Law, just Don’t be a dick, It’s easy to fix

Article Seven – No more bullies or aggression
Article eight – Han Shot First, we put an end to the debate, we reject the update

“Live long and Prosper” is our battle cry
That’s why we came together to ratify

The Rockstitution of the United States of Anerdica
The Rockstitution of the United States of Anerdica
And it’s time to join the party

In the course of human events sometimes you must rise up and dissent
Four score and seven years ago we got our dice bags and now we’re ready to go

It’s the rockstitution Of these united states Of Anerdica
And it’s time-
To put your Hancock on the line

And it’s time to join the party