I see you over there, talking to the other boys
And I’m Powerless as to what I’m supposed to do

I’m sitting at my desk playing with my dinosaur toys
And I can’t stop thinking about you

You may think I have the voice of an acerbic droid
But it’s just something that I can’t avoid

Cuz I’m just here to say, I want to be your T-U-D-Y-K
And it will be ok, If you let me be your T-U-D-Y-K

We’ll soar together like leaves on the wind
When I play dodgeball you know I play to win
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I promise that I’m not some kind of Con Man
This feeling can’t just be some kind of fluke

When I make corny jokes, you can just stare at me deadpan
And I’ll never exploit you like an evil Duke

Come out to my cabin, it’s in the woods
I hope I’m not being misunderstood

Cuz I’m just here to say, I want to be your T-U-D-Y-K
And it will be ok, If you let me be your T-U-D-Y-K

This heart of mine has never known such pain
Without you I’m like a chicken with no brain
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I’m just like a pirate but I don’t only want booty
I’ll pilot the ship if you can be my kick ass beauty

Cuz I’m just here to say, I want to be your T-U-D-Y-K
And it will be ok, If you let me be your T-U-D-Y-K

Even if I glitch I promise to stay true
Until then, I'll be here reading the news
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