Every geek and nerd, it’s time to gather ‘round
The greatest convention is coming to your town
It’s guaranteed to turn that frown upside down
Magic abounds at Super Duper Con

Your badge is non-refundable, first let’s make that clear
We’re trying our hardest have all your favorites here
Like the cast of Firefly,but they’ll be nowhere near
They all stay clear of Super Duper Con

It doesn't matter how many vendors are on the scene
They're going to pack you in like nerd sardines

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There's so much to see
And autographs are an additional fee
So join me, at Super Duper Con

When you first arrive, your information won’t be there
You’ll say you registered months ago but nobody will care
Your anger and frustration will be met with a blank stare
Come if you dare, to Super Duper Con

The line up is starting for the panel in room four
Featuring a preview that will leave you wanting more
If you think you might get in, they’re gonna stop you at the door
Don’t get sore, It’s just Super Duper Con

Afterwards, you won’t be able to pay the rent
If you cosplay they can’t guarantee a safe environment

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You’re gonna catch the flu
And there’s nothing you can do
It's all true at Super Duper-

Sign up today for Super Duper Con
Save up and pay for Super Duper Con
There’s no place to park
You want to be careful after dark
Hit the mark at Super Duper Con