Settlers of My Pants

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Welcome to a new game night, I’ve got what they call a gateway game
You may end up calling it filler but either way you will never be the same

This here is my deck builder but before you make a sound
It’s kind of small when the game starts but gets bigger every round

It’s time to take a chance
And play The Settlers of My Pants

I’m not looking for bricks now baby, or any of your sheep no no
But I’ll give you all my wood for what you got going on down below

They say I’m a power gamer and that I can be quite brash
But this might be your lucky night if you’re into Ameritrash

The gameplay is quite advanced
With the settlers of my pants

It is is so easy to learn, go on and take your turn
Try as hard as you can, you’re never gonna know what’s in my hand
I promise to play nice, but in the end it’s just a roll of the dice


I’ve got my strategy all planned out, you don’t know what’s in store
It’s not a broken mechanic, when I score, everyone scores

No need to be a rules lawyer this is where the game goes co-op
I hope you like my expansion, cuz when I’m done the whole game stops

It’s really huge in France
Where it’s called the Settlers of Moi's Pants

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from 20 Sided Vice, released April 26, 2016

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