Never Too Early

by Megathruster

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Our second Halloween song! It's never too early to celebrate our favorite holiday.


It's never too early to put out your pumpkins
never too early to hang up your lights
decorate doorways with scarecrows and spider webs
dress up your windows festooned with frights
find some sound effects of evil laughter
Do the monster mash all month long
crank up the eerie psycho screaming
and dig your collection for vampire songs
and don't forget to head to Target to pick up the fun size

It’s never too early to invite your friends over
It’s never too early for costumed fun
Bobbing for apples and pumpkin carving
And handing out candy by the ton
Dry ice in the punch and lots of pizza
The fog machine is going strong
Ghosts and bats and clowns and even robots
No one is going home ‘til dawn

and don't forget to head to Target to pick up the fun size

It’s never too early to go down to the basement
It’s never too early to put on a cloak
Take out your book of ancient rituals
From the time when all the dark ones awoke
Tell your friends to stand in a circle
Holding hands while you chant and sway
Open the portal to hellish dimensions
and tremble as you hear Satan say
"don't forget to head to Target and pick up the fun size"


released October 27, 2017


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Megathruster Portland, Oregon

Music by two Hufflepuffs in Oregon who love Chewbacca, friendship & keeping it fuckin' real.

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