Making Love Like A Geek

from 20 Sided Vice by Megathruster

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When I met you online I thought you were so hot
And I thank you for comin' to see all the movies that I got
But it’s time to lay back and install my hard drive
I was virus protected before I arrived
You don’t have to log off on my account
I’ll just sit in the chair and be your epic mount
I ask you don’t be fooled by my physique
I’ve learned from the best and makin’ love like a geek

I can dress like a cylon and you be an elf
Just like the action figures way up on the shelf
Don’t be a tease with your hand on my thigh
It’s do or do not; there aint no try
I’m so turned on by your hot bod
Now I’ll unzip my pants so you can kneel before Zod
The prospect of sex used to seem so bleak
But now it’s all good, I’m makin’ love like a geek

(guitar solo)

This might sound rude but don’t think I’m a jerk
But when I’m with you baby, I’m thinking of Kirk
And now I’m heading way deep down into Middle Earth
So I’m slipping on that ring because it adds way more girth
Then choke me like Leia choked Jabba the Hut
And stick that toy lightsaber right in my butt
If it starts getting weird, well don’t think I’m a freak
I’ve learned from the best and making love like a geek
It’s a whole new world when makin’ love like a geek


from 20 Sided Vice, released April 26, 2016


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