Living on a Roll and a Prayer

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It’s been a long, long road but I’ve got all my supplies
A can of diet Dr. Pepper and a 20 sided die
I know that I will be up all night
But my homework’s done so it’s alright
No exercise outside for me
Just the quest for the hydra’s key

Will I make it to the dragon’s layer? I’m living on a roll and a prayer
The scent of dark elves is in the air, I’m living on a roll and a prayer

It’s been a long, long road but I’ve finally passed the test
I may have saved the world from evil but have never touched a woman’s breast
I don’t care if everyone calls us dorks
As long as my sword gets +10 against orcs
When I wondered who I would take to the prom
My charisma points said it will be my mom
Frodo Baggins t-shirts are what I wear; I’m living on a roll and a prayer
Haven’t showered in days but I don’t care, I’m living on a roll and a prayer

The dungeon master says it’s my turn and my wrist is feeling the burn
Give me more cheetos, more cheetos and pizza rolls!
I know that the trap’s been set, I break into a cold, cold sweat
Give me more cheetos, more cheetos and -------

It’s been a long, long road and I’ve roll played everything
From the rotting walking dead to girl ponies who can sing
I don’t know if I will ever get a date
But I’ll have a hand in the wizard’s fate
I’ll never ever go to a club
But can I roll to see if I get drunk in the pub
I get winded climbing a flight of stairs, I’m living on a roll and a prayer
I’ll see you all next week at the ren fair, I’m living on a roll and a prayer
Living on a roll, living on a roll – and a prayer!

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from 20 Sided Vice, released April 26, 2016

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