2 Old 2 Trick or Treat (2 Young 2 Die)

by Megathruster

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It’s All Hallow’s eve, got my tombstones on the lawn
The sun is now setting, time to put my costume on
But I don’t have time to tell you a spooky story
It’s time for me to trick or treat even though I’m in my forties
Too old to trick or treat, too young to die
Too old to trick or treat, too young to die
And I’m knockin’ at your door
You think you got enough candy? Well you better buy more
I’m walking through the neighborhood with no child in tow
You may think I’m too old for this but I say no no no
Because enough free candy is something that I lack
When I’m on your porch you better put something in my sack
Too old to trick or treat, too young to die
Too old to trick or treat, too young to die
And I’m knockin’ at your door
You think you got enough candy? Well you better buy more
Now the night is over, time to check my haul
Got my candy spread out from wall to wall
Those who have mocked me, they won’t have the last word
I’ll be sleeping soundly on a belly full of snickers and nerds

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released October 26, 2018

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Megathruster Portland, Oregon

Music by two Hufflepuffs in Oregon who love Chewbacca, friendship & keeping it fuckin' real.

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