Remember that film you saw about a year ago
Well I just found out something that I thought you should know
Remember in the third act when they mentioned that one guy
Well he’s getting his own movie and it’s coming in July

Stay after the main credits
You can’t miss a thing

It’s an interconnected cinematic universe
An interconnected cinematic universe
It’s not too great but it could be a lot worse
It’s an interconnected cinematic universe

Now that the sequel’s out I have some really good news
The netflix spinoff show has gotten a ton of views
So they’re making another one with the cousin of the first guy
It makes a ton of sense as long as you don’t ask why

Better read the comic tie-in
You can’t miss a thing

(Spoken) As Hollywood continues to cash in on this trend, Megathruster asks you to ignore the corporate greed and please be courteous to others and silence your cell phones now. Your feature presentation will begin after the following chorus.

The plot line will be resolved
In 2053

It’s an interconnected cinematic universe
An interconnected cinematic universe
It’s not too great but it could be a lot worse
It’s an interconnected cinematic universe

It’s an interconnected cinematic universe
An interconnected cinematic universe
It’s not too great but it could be a lot worse
It’s an interconnected cinematic universe